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Adventures of a Blue Monkey
Created on 2004-12-06 06:00:04 (#5369415), last updated 2005-02-17
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Basic Info| Name: | sam_the_monkey |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-11 |
| Location: | Nanaimo, BC, Canada |
| Website: | Sexy Sam Cam |
BioI am Sexy Sam Von Zeus from the Neon Jungle of the United States, now living with my buddy Neil in Nanaimo BC. My biological father is Dr. Seuss ("Zeus" is much cooler than "Seuss"), but I was taken away after being beaten...which by the way is why I'm black and blue.
Hmmmm, how could you describe me: Smooth, Soft and oh so sexy. Exactly what the ladies are lookin' for. Beyond my buddy, there's not too many guys that like me, seems I've stolen too many women away with my moves and my looks. Call me Mr. Mac Monkey cause every guy can learn a few tricks from me.
Hmmmm, how could you describe me: Smooth, Soft and oh so sexy. Exactly what the ladies are lookin' for. Beyond my buddy, there's not too many guys that like me, seems I've stolen too many women away with my moves and my looks. Call me Mr. Mac Monkey cause every guy can learn a few tricks from me.
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External Services:
 | sam_the_monkey@livejournal.com |
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